In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?--------All were invented by women.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?--------All were invented by women.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
1 comments:
who walks to work in alaska? jeeesh - i'd never leave my house in the winter months if i lived in alaska. i don't even like to walk to the mail box if it dips below 40!!!!
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