Santa Claus is Coming to Sears!

This made me laugh when I read it. I got it from Babytalk magazine.

He'd better watch out
my kid loves to cry
I hope he's got Shout
her butt's never dry
Santa's gonna want to leave town!

She'll suck on his beard
and grab at his cap
she'll drool on his sleeve
then fart in his lap
Santa's gonna want to leave town!

His nightmares when he's sleeping
are all of babes like mine
whan Santa's clock starts beeping
how he hates to rise and shine

Oh, he'd better beware
of pinches and tugs
he'd better take care
or maybe take drugs
Santa's gonna want to leave town!