The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead.. I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
(WOW -- it adds up!)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from ... DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT ...IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... But, not downstairs...
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'
The second? William Jefferson Clinton
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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